This is a great site about reading. Check it out! - submitted by brother Bennion
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Link suggestions by Jason
One of my favorite websites is www.howstuffworks.com I may be a nerd but essentially you can learn how everything works through this site. It is very educational; check it out if you have a minute.
Also, how about Movies.com or AOL movie reviews?
Also, how about Movies.com or AOL movie reviews?
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Interesting links submitted by ward members
Go here to help manage your Duty to God Award progress
Please go ahead and post your favorite links here just by adding comments!
Please go ahead and post your favorite links here just by adding comments!
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
What you learn when you have a son
For those who have sons & those of us who are happy that we don't.
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
Friday, February 2, 2007
Humor
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a
young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very
carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's
foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As
carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out
with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down
its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather
curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being
trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and
walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of
that day.
Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo
with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure,
one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe
and his son Tapu were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot
off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several
times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering
if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage,
climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.
He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of
Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him
instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant...
Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a
young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very
carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's
foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As
carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out
with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down
its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather
curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being
trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and
walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of
that day.
Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo
with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure,
one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe
and his son Tapu were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot
off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several
times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering
if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage,
climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.
He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of
Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him
instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant...
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Best links to interesting Web Content here!
Try Sports!
www.aausports.org (Almost every sanctioned amatuer sport is represented here. I do karate. What do you do?)
www.Snowbird.com (Did you know that Snowbird has the steepest named ski run in North America?)
www.PaddleMe.com (Ever paddled in an outrigger canoe in Hawaii with a team of 12? I have! What a riot!)
www.itkf.org/ (Ever thought about being a martial artist? The ITKF and my own karate Master - Nishiyama Sensei - are among the best in the world. Check it out!)
Try investing!
www.NYSE.com (See how the world of finance and blue chip stocks works)
www.NASDAQ.com (See how the up and coming high techology companies play)
Try Travel!
www.LuxuryPoipu.com (We love our place in Kauai - there are lots of links and pictures of Kauai from this site) - you can even watch the ocean waves break on the shore live, via our web cam!)
www.LuxuryYaletown.com (Have you ever travelled internationally? Vancouver, British Columbia is the closest international city to the USA in, and is still in North America. Canadians get along with Americans just fine, and its a dandy, high energy city full of sports and things to do. Check out the links connected to this site!)
Try knowledge!
www.wikipedia.org (Wikipedia is the world's largest encyclopia describing everything, and written by everybody. Research your areas of interest, and even make a contribution to the knowledge base of the rest of the world. Maybe you can write an article about Church Basketball, or whatever interests you!)
www.wikihow.com (Wikihow is a spinoff of Wikipedia. Its a How-to web site, contributed to by everybody. Want to know how to negotiate a telecom deal? I wrote that article! You can research and write about how to do just about anything!)
www.SPACE.com (check out what's happening on all of those other worlds out there!)
www.nws.noaa.gov (See what the weather is doing - anywhere in the entire world!)
www.mapquest.com (See where you live, on a map, via satellite, and where anyone else lives, or what the rest of the earth looks like!)
www.Amazon.com (find a good book, as you search the world's largest inventory of books anywhere!)
Awaken your spirit!
www.LDS.org (Search the scriptures while you are here. Get a quick little lift!)
Add your favorite links here!!!!
www.aausports.org (Almost every sanctioned amatuer sport is represented here. I do karate. What do you do?)
www.Snowbird.com (Did you know that Snowbird has the steepest named ski run in North America?)
www.PaddleMe.com (Ever paddled in an outrigger canoe in Hawaii with a team of 12? I have! What a riot!)
www.itkf.org/ (Ever thought about being a martial artist? The ITKF and my own karate Master - Nishiyama Sensei - are among the best in the world. Check it out!)
Try investing!
www.NYSE.com (See how the world of finance and blue chip stocks works)
www.NASDAQ.com (See how the up and coming high techology companies play)
Try Travel!
www.LuxuryPoipu.com (We love our place in Kauai - there are lots of links and pictures of Kauai from this site) - you can even watch the ocean waves break on the shore live, via our web cam!)
www.LuxuryYaletown.com (Have you ever travelled internationally? Vancouver, British Columbia is the closest international city to the USA in, and is still in North America. Canadians get along with Americans just fine, and its a dandy, high energy city full of sports and things to do. Check out the links connected to this site!)
Try knowledge!
www.wikipedia.org (Wikipedia is the world's largest encyclopia describing everything, and written by everybody. Research your areas of interest, and even make a contribution to the knowledge base of the rest of the world. Maybe you can write an article about Church Basketball, or whatever interests you!)
www.wikihow.com (Wikihow is a spinoff of Wikipedia. Its a How-to web site, contributed to by everybody. Want to know how to negotiate a telecom deal? I wrote that article! You can research and write about how to do just about anything!)
www.SPACE.com (check out what's happening on all of those other worlds out there!)
www.nws.noaa.gov (See what the weather is doing - anywhere in the entire world!)
www.mapquest.com (See where you live, on a map, via satellite, and where anyone else lives, or what the rest of the earth looks like!)
www.Amazon.com (find a good book, as you search the world's largest inventory of books anywhere!)
Awaken your spirit!
www.LDS.org (Search the scriptures while you are here. Get a quick little lift!)
Add your favorite links here!!!!
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